A fellow blogger recently posted a how-to guide on removing blood stains. While this is not a self-help website, it is sometimes-attempt-to-be-humorous website. Thus, I will continue on how to hypnotize a chicken, as our elders have passed down for centuries.
While there are many ways to hypnotize a chicken, we will only consider one method. The first step is to gently restrain the chicken and place it on its back on your lap. About an inch or two from the chicken's beak wave the flattened palm of your hand in a gentle circular motion. Between five and ten circles the chicken will go limp.
Now you have successfully hypnotized a chicken, please do not harm any animals if this is attempted at home. Be nice to chickens and don't eat them. Only use them for their eggs, and always give chickens at least one acre of space per chicken for adequate space to freely roam.
This is an attempt at humor. I think it has failed miserably.
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